Names of most dangerous computer viruses!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ellen Degeneres virusYour IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virusSucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virusMakes your whole computer go down.
Disney virusEverything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virusQuits after one byte.
Prozac virusScrews up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virusMakes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Lorena Bobbit virusTurns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Tim Allen virusAppears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virusBypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Saddam Hussein virusWon't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virusTurns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michaels virusRuns its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virusOnly attacks minor files.
X-files virusAll your Icons start shapeshifting.
Spice Girl virusHas no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Ronald Reagan virusSaves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virusSearches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Sony Bono virusJust when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere.
Martha Stewart virusTakes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.
Oprah Winfrey virusYour 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
AT&T virusEvery 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virusEvery 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virusTerminates and stays resident.
It'll be back.
Viagra virusExpands your hard drive, while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
Politically correct virusNever calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Pro-life virusWon't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counsellor about possible alternatives.
Texas virusMakes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virusTakes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virusYou're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Nike virusJust does it.
Star treck virusInvades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Health care virusTests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
Use your virus scan, dont let any of these viruses infect your PC!

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