Names of most dangerous computer viruses!

Ellen Degeneres virus	Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus	Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virus	Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus	Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus	Quits after one byte.
Prozac virus	Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus	Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Lorena Bobbit virus	Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Tim Allen virus	Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virus	Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Saddam Hussein virus	Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus	Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michaels virus	Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virus	Only attacks minor files.
X-files virus	All your Icons start shapeshifting.
Spice Girl virus	Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Ronald Reagan virus	Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus	Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Sony Bono virus	Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere.
Martha Stewart virus	Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.
Oprah Winfrey virus	Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
AT&T virus	Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus	Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus	Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Viagra virus	Expands your hard drive, while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
Politically correct virus	Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Pro-life virus	Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counsellor about possible alternatives.
Texas virus	Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virus	Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus	You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Nike virus	Just does it.
Star treck virus	Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Health care virus	Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
Use your virus scan, dont let any of these viruses infect your PC!