Epic Sardar jokes collection

Java interview attended by Sardarji Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A. As you wish, I do not have any objections. Give my free gift Sardar starts shouting in a store...... Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE. Hitler says,  "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"  Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"   Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.  Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,  Happily they drank & went away.  Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.   Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.  Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..   Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them  Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour some one asks him what he was doing.. Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!  Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood? A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.  A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”. Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light” A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!